Bladder, Dog, Coffee – My Morning Priorities” Mug

$11.00

Start your day with a laugh (and a sense of urgency)! This hilarious mug from the Stick T50Plus collection is for everyone who wakes up not with dreams and ambition—but because you and the dog need to pee… and coffee is calling.

Whether you're over 50 or just feel it some mornings, this mug is the perfect way to embrace the chaos with a smile.

☕ 11oz & 15oz available
🐶 Dishwasher & microwave safe
😂 Guaranteed to make your mornings a little more manageable

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  • Ceramic mug
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Size & Fit

  • 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
  • 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
  • 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.